It’s been a while since I my last post. Typing on a smartphone equipped with an incredibly irritating auto-correct has gotten old and I’ve been pretty busy with having as much fun as possible. For that I apologize. It will be much easier for me to upload photos and posts for the next two weeks while I spend some time in San Francisco and Yosemite. Now that I’m in the big city (pictured below) and equipped with the computer Jeff was so kind as to transport to Frisco for me, I’m ready to write an obnoxiously long entry!
Santa Barbara kicks ass. I ended up staying for over a week, crashing on the couch of a good friend Kelsey who stayed with us when she came to visit Jeff in Breckenridge. She lived in a 5 bedroom house with 11 other folks in the college town just west of UCSB called Isla Vista. Needless to say, the house was well-loved. The unit was located on Del Playa Drive, a road that parallels an oceanside cliff and hosts a number of waterfront properties that I reckon will one day meet a salty, wet demise thanks to erosion. Waking up to the smell of seawater and the sound of waves every morning was pretty great.
My days usually began around 7:30am with several hours of biking or roaming about the beach and local natural areas. The sounds of crashing waves and singing birds provided pleasant ambiance for much needed solo time that has seemed relatively unobtainable since leaving the Rockies. These mornings quickly became my favorite part of each day. There was always a dense haze rising over the ocean, clouding the distant Channel Islands from view. The waterfront was littered with kelp and various sea-life, and the receding tide made the sand solid and all the more perfect to run on. At one point I did a pretty big ride to Santa Ynez Mountains. Nice winding roads all the way up, fantastic for bombing back down.
When I watch movies or television shows depicting college life I feel as though many things are largely exaggerated. Massive parties, chairs being smashed in the streets, people dancing on roofs… My experiences at several schools certainly involved partying and plenty of moments of inebriated nonsense but for the most part students seemed to be primarily focused on academics. This was not the case in Isla Vista, where I reckon most representations of college life in the media were inspired.
I would usually return to town by noon, about the same the time students were recovering from their hangovers. Every day around that time music blared from at least one house on each block as folks gathered in front lawns for afternoon beverage-related festivities. Heavy bike traffic filled the streets as students went about their business blowing stop signs and disregarding the slow progress of those dumb enough to drive cars among them. I usually spent this part of the day exploring town by longboard or lounging at the beach. The moments of recuperation were well earned and much needed for I too often indulged in evenings of mayhem.
One morning I received a call from Jeff, “the waves are decent today, we’re going surfing!” Jeff, my roommate from Breckenridge who was also in Santa Barbara for a weekend, surfing in May was much like powder days back in the mountains: every once in a while a good wave day would present itself and all the surfers in town would take their everyday responsibilities less seriously and head to the ocean to ride cohesive water molecules during the small window of opportunity they were provided. Jeff, Ben (my other roommate from Breck), Kelsey and I jumped right on the bandwagon, bouncing around town collecting sufficient wetsuits and surfboards for each of us before heading to the ocean ourselves.
Surfing has a pretty steep learning curve. Paddling from shore whilst being relentlessly pounded by waves is a major challenge in itself. Once I finally made it out past the shallower breaks I would to turn my board parallel to the shore and wait for an oncoming wave. Soon enough a massive swell would approach and pointed towards the shore I would begin paddling when the wave was roughly 10 feet behind me. Once I caught the swell, I would begin to stand up and attempt to ride the wave.
I totally ate shit nearly every time. The fitness required to surf proficiently was well above me. Every time I tried to stand my arms were so fatigued from paddling that I could hardly push myself up. The surf would force me under and spin me around relentlessly. I usually didn’t put much effort into trying to surface since I was at the mercy of the ocean. I would simply hold my breath as it tossed me around like a rag doll until I could resurface. More often than not I’d get slammed again as soon as I had a chance to catch some air.
Regardless, every time I was able to break from the mayhem I would emerge from the water laughing. Immersion in the nature world is a hell of a lot of fun, and its power is to be respected. Even though I only made it onto my knees every time I caught a wave, and only stood up once, I had a really good time. Being entirely surrounded by mother nature and at her mercy while sharing the experience with people I love was worth it in itself. I wish I had more time to practice surfing. Part of me is compelled to stick around California a bit longer.
Later that week Jeff, Ben, and I made our way north into to do some hiking. We made our way up a 4,000 foot ascent to Santa Ynez Peak along a winding and relatively unmantained trail. When were told there would be epic vies at the summit ridge but we were greeted by a dense fog. The hike was enjoyable and scenic nonetheless.
Afterwards we made our way to a really cool watering hole called Red Rocks. There was a massive spire rising out of the canyon from deep, teal pools of fresh water. We indulged in a bit of mellow scrambling and jumped into the water from some decently high ledges.
Another afternoon I was chilling on the beach with one of Kelsey’s roommates when she suggested that we swim out to the kelp forest a decent way offshore. It took longer than I imagined to reach it, when I glanced back people hanging out on the beach were no more than specks on the shore. I won’t lie, coming from the Great Lakes where there is no fear of being stung, bitten, or eaten by any sort of sea creature I had a little anxiety being so far from shore. Shortly after joking about “dolphin-rape,” incidentally, a small mist of water emerged from the surface no more than 20 feet ahead. My mind was blown as a dolphin popped in and out of the water right in front of us for the next minute as it made its way up the coast. It was so close I could see its beady little eye checking us out. It was definitely one of the most genuine encounters I’ve ever had with a wild animal.
My evening routine generally involved preparing some dinner and enjoying a shower beverage in anticipation of evening festivities. Usually by then everyone was out of class and a contingent would rally to head to another residence. On one occasion while drinking on the porch of a waterfront house a pod of gray whales emerged from the surface, spraying water from their blowholes as they migrated North for the warm season.
As the night went on, casual drinking would escalate into a realm of roughly organized mayhem. Thousands of students filled the streets in a massive and shameless pilgrimage along Del Playa Drive. In Isla Vista there were chairs being smashed in the streets (though there was order, the culprit was thoroughly chewed out by the police). People were indeed dancing on rooftops. Bros ran amok, girls were dressed like it was spring break in New Orleans, and we actually encountered a shirtless man so drunk that he was stumbling through the street while his entire upper body slumped to his left side. Everyone was inebriated. Many homes became venues for DJ’s and bands, music could be heard from every other house whilst American academia’s finest danced below.
My last night in town I made my way to a beach house where a band, The California Honeydrops, was performing. Not long into my attendance did it become clear that this was not The California Honeydrops’s first rodeo. Easily a hundred people were grooving below the deck where they jammed away. There was saxophone, trumpet, keyboard… all the good stuff. Although up until this evening it had been pretty well enforced in Isla Vista that all loud music goes off at midnight, the Honeydrops didn’t stop. As a finally they joined us in the crowd for an encore. The lot of us danced on until 1am when the crowd finally dispersed, drunken and mind blown.
I don’t recall ever seeing anybody do homework.
Two days ago Jeff, Ben, Luke (another friend from Breckenridge) and I made our way by motorized vehicle north along Highway 1 towards San Francisco. Fog blanketed the ocean as we drove, the highway winding along cliffs rising hundreds of feet above the crashing tide. Regrettably, I ended up reading Game of Thrones and sleeping for the majority of that ride. We planned to spend the night in Big Sur and arrived there in time to take short walk over to the iconic McWay waterfall for a phenomenal sunset.
The night camping in the campgrounds ended up being an interesting experience. The lot of us posted up in different tents about the campsite, me in my bivy with my bug net open. On multiple occasions throughout the night I heard rustling in the woods around us. It would come closer… stop… then closer, and closer. At one point I actually yelled out, “that’s close enough,” only to look up and see the silhouette of an animal standing about a foot in front of me.
I would just like to take a moment to make it known that unless I’m grizzly bear country I, for better or worse, instinctively yell as loud as I can as a defense mechanism when I see a wild animal at night in the hopes that I scare it the fuck away. These damn raccoons kept me up all night (and in doing so directly attributed to keeping up the entire campground all night) probably trying to get whatever the could smell in the food bag I so sensibly placed next to my tent.
At one point I recall singing Bicycle Race by Queen to keep them away by using my phone to google the lyrics. That was when I felt something bump into the side of my bivy. I rolled over onto the raccoon and it frantically tried to escape. I woke up yelling yet again, realizing I was dreaming the entire time.
Fuck raccoons….
The following morning we went for a hike in the mountains before heading north to San Francisco. As expected it was beautiful.
I’m in San Francisco now and will definitely be doing a lot of exploring this week so I look forward to generating plenty of blog content. I’ll update again before I head to Yosemite on the 21st!
Peace